malamal's Quote Collection

Hum Nay Aap Ko Apni Aankhon Main Basaya Hai
Dil Ka Kamra Aap Hi K Liey Sajaya Hai
Aap Humain Msgs Tu Kartay Hi Nahin
Hum Nay Tu Msgs Pack Aap K Liey Hi Activate Karwaya Hai

Waqt Ki Aandhi Main Toofan Badal Jatay Hain
Zindagi Ki Rahoon Main Insaan Badal Jatay Hain
Badaltay Nahin Pyaar Kabhi
Pyaar Karnay Walay Insaan Badal Jatay Hain

Dil Ko Addat Si Ho Gai Hai Choot Kahanay Ki
Bheegi Palkoon K Sang Muskuranay Ki
Kaash Anjaam Hum Pehlay Say Jaan Jaatay
Tu Koshish Bhi Nahin Kartay Dil Laganay Ki

Zubaan Hi Sirf Ek Zariya Nahin
Jo Aap Shabdon Ko Samajh Paayein Gain
Kabhi Aankhon Main Jhaank Kar Dekhiey
Hazaroon Alfaaz Khud Ba Khud Bekhar Jayein Gain

Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho

bhikhArI- “das paise kA savAl hai, bAbujI das paise kA …. .”
bAbujI- “are CUM-se-CUM merI aukAt dekhakar mANg,
kyA das paise mANg rahA hai.”
bhikhArI- “bAbujI ek rupaye kA savAl hai.”
bAbujI- “abe… apanI aukAt dekhakar mANg.”

Dua Karte Hai Hum Sarko Jhukaye,
Aye Dost Tu Apni Manzilko Paye,
Agar Kabhi Andhera Aaye Teri Rahonme,
Hazir honge roshni Ke Liye Hum Khudko Jalaye…

Dil ko Dil samjo to ishq kro,
Dard ko Dard samjo to Mohbat kro,
Wade ko Wada samjo to pura kro,
or humko apna samjo to 1 sms kar0

Dil Todne Walo Ko Saja Kyo Nahi.?
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyo Nahi.?
Log Kehte He Ishq To Bimari he,
Fir Medical Me Iski Dava Kyu Nahi

Apne dil ki bat unse keh nahi skte
Bin kahe b ji nahi skte
Ae Khuda aisi takdir bana
Wo humse khud akar kahe
'HUM'Apk bina Reh nahi skte

Zindgi Tu Hame Itna Stati Kyu Hai
Dard Hi Dena Hai To Tu Aati Kyu Hai
Mar Gye Ham Dard Se Ubharne Me Hi
Hansi Lekar Tu Rulati Kyu He

Naam apka pal pal leta he koi,
Yaad apko har pal karta he koi,
Ehsas to shayad apko bhi hai,
Koi dur rehkar apko har pal yad karta hai Koi...

Class me 2 Ladkiya,
1 gori
1 kali.
Kali Gori se:Tu konsi cream lagati he?
Gori:FAIR & LOVELY or tum?
Piche baita SANTA bola
Cherry Blosm.

TuMaRi Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote Hai

TUMARI Yaad Me
Is Kadar Rote Hai


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PaDoSi Hamare Aansuo Se Apane BaRTaN Dhote Hai

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OK OK COOL.
I AGREE U R FOOL
Control urself
April fool wishes

Teri aarzoo mein diwana ho gaya
tumhe apna banate banate begana ho gaya,
karle 1 bar dil se yad,
teri aawaz sune jamana ho gaya

Aaj kisi dua ki kami he,
tabhi to humari ankho me nami he,
koi to he jo bul gaya hume ,par humare dil may unki jagah to wahi he .