pkm's Quote Collection

Mayawati ik tree pe chadi.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?
Mayawati: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.
Mayawati: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye
Laloo: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabau
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!