Manpreet Kaur's SMS Collection

Negro died & went heaven!
Angel-Who r u?
Negro:(2 impress her)Leonardo Di Caprio(Titanic Hero)
Angel is cnfsed & asks a frnd:abe titanic jala tha ki duba tha?

Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai
Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.
Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi

All the girls who die for a zero Figure bt remember ''Real Men go for Curves....Only dogs go for Bones''
NJOY..

Santa was cooking Murgi,Wen he added Hara Dhaniya guess wat Happened?The Murgi start Dancing & Singing ''HUM PE YEH KISNE HARA RANG DALA.MAAR DAALA.

Dard tha dilme par kabhi dikhaya nahi.Aansu the aankho mein par kabhi roya nahi.Yehi fark hai Dosti or Pyar mein.Ishq ne kabhi hasaya nahi aur Doston ne kabhi rulaya nahi.

Hold ur right cheek with ur right hand & Hold ur left cheek with ur left hand,U knw what it is.Meri Taraf se
''Googly Woogly Woosh''
Happy Winter.
Manpreet

Wonder why God did not give us the gift to read the minds of other people?
So we could have the chance to trust and the privilege to be trusted.Gudnite

There is always gonna be 1 thing u cant change ....1 mistake u cant take back.....and 1 memory u wud do anything to have again....Strange but true!!

It's 2 common 2 ask-''How r u?''Hws Ur life going?''
Let me ask u something different-''Did u smile today?''
If not,do it now.
If yes,do it again.Gudnite

DONT HIDE UP FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL......BCOZ 1 DAY WEN U REALIZE TO EXPRESS UR FEELINGS 2 THEM DAT SPECIAL1 MAY BE SPECIAL TO SUMONE ELSE.

Sometimes v maintain silence 2 Protect A Beautiful Relation.but v 4get.....2 much Of Silence creates A distance in every Beautiful Realation...............

Sweet things are easy to buy.Sweet people are easy to say.But sweet people like u are very difficult to find.May your whole life be as sweet as you.