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BOY: My grandfather lived for 96yrs but he never used glasses..
SARDAR: I know some people drink directly from bottle

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SIR to Student:-
What is the similarity between girlfriend and mobile??
STUDENT:-
Sir both are discoonected when there is 'NO CURRENCY!'

Never kiss a female Lawyer she will say 'I OBJECT'
You can kiss a female Doctor she will say 'NEXT'
But Always kiss a Teacher she will say 'DO IT FIVE TIMES'