tariq's Quote Collection

Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahiye tumhien, Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge..
Maine kaha ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai?
Bolaa yahin pe khaaoge ya ghar le jaaoge.. .

Kuch aisa ho gya hai haalaat ishq k fasane me,
k dard hota hia mehsoos muskuraane m,
Jaane kitne kabeelo me ranjish hai,
sab haadsaat hue ek hi gharane m,
Hawas khoye na doobne waala,
toh kaam aata hai tinka bhi jaan bachaane m,
Mere marj-e-gam ka asar ho rha hai,
woh khaamosh baithe hai nazre jhukaaye,
Mohabbat ki rusvaaaiya tauba re tauba,
apne bhi gujarte hai daaman bachaye......

Bhikari : Saab Rs 6 de do coffee pina hai
Man : Kyon ek coffee to Rs 3 mein milti hai
Bhikari : Par saab sath me girl friend hai
Man : Bhikari ho kar girl friend banali
Bhikari : Nai saab, girl friend ne bhikari bana diya

Aye mere sms
mere dost ke paas jana
wo so raha ho to shor na machana,
jab wo jage to dheere se muskurana
aur kehna kanjoooooooooos miss call to do