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vodka+water=injurs kidney
rum+water=injurs liver
whisky+water=injurs heart
gin+water=injurs brain




lagta hai saala pani mein hi kuch locha hai...:-)
Jokes
milee
Tue, Aug 11, 2009
0
Friendship is like a glass house costly,rich and rare!!



but once broken can't b joined!!



even if joined the crack remains forever..
so keep it safe...
Friendship
milee
Sat, Aug 01, 2009
50
AATMA MERI MAR GAYI MUJHE LAGTI NAHI HAI PYAAS(WAH WAH)

AATMA MERI MAR GAYI MUJHE LAGTI NAHI HAI PYAAS(WAH WAH)












THE TIME PERIOD OF A PENDULUM IS INDEPENDENT OF ITS MASS.......:-)
Funny
milee
Sat, Aug 01, 2009
2
arz kiya hai...

yashomati maiyya se bole nandlala (wah wah)

yashomati maiyya se bole nandlala (wah wah)












tata sky laga dala to life jhingalala........:-)
Funny Hindi
milee
Sat, Aug 01, 2009
3
killing shayari:

tute dil ko lekar phirta hai pappu gali gali(wah wah)
tute dil ko lekar firta hai pappu gali gali(wah wah)












masakkali..masakkali..masakkali...:-)
Funny Hindi
milee
Thu, Apr 09, 2015
23
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