Miss chandni's SMS Collection

Teacher-pyar ho jata hai ya fir krna padta hai.
Girl:ladka 'hasi ko fasi samajhta ho' toh krna padta hai.
Aur agar 'sandal ki keemat' janta ho toh ho jata hai!

Arj kiya hai
kya zaroorat hai ladko ko gel lagane ki
aur azibogarib shakl bnane ki
hmse kahe, hm nihaal kr denge
ek hi sandal me betaal bna denge!

Suppose boyz..no love 4 ..money & saying : oh darling! u're more important than money
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hhahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahaha ...D
Mere se toh nhi hota
hard to Suppose!

After a quarrel,
Boy:Today i hv bike,cellphone& money.
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Boy:what do you have?
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Girl:I hv an idiot!

A boy descending 4rm bike,right hand-purse&left hand-cellphone.
proposing a girl: oh! dear I really love U
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Girl:Hw do I believe?

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Boy:Look I hv an aeroplane,wireless satellite & a blank cheque of my father.