mohit's Quote Collection

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Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak !

It’s your Eid Gift
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47084738879696
Rs.1000 walay scratch card
ka number hay load kar lo.

Nahi load howa?

Kamal hey,
jub me ne kia tha tab to ho gaya tha :)

Husband & wife 2no ghumne gaye, Raste me 1 gadha ghas kha raha tha.
Wife: Dekhoji apke rishtedaar! Namaste Boliye.
Husbund: NAMASTHE SASURJI!

Tum Kutte The
Tum Kutte Ho
Tum Kutte Hi Rahoge
Tumhaara Baap Bhi Kutta Tha
Or Aane Waali Nasal Bhi Kutti Hi Hogi,

Ye Kehkar Kutiya Kutte Se Naaraaj Hokar Chali Gayi.

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