jai's Quote Collection

A man was telling his neighbor,
“I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor .
“What kind is it?”
MAN:“Twelve thirty.”

5 points that prove you are a normal student

1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you

Santa: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Santa: No I will also live with ur sister.