varun's Quote Collection

pagal-Dr. sahab main khud ko bhagwan samjhne laga hu.doctor-ye problem kabse hai? pagal- jabse maine ye duniya banai hai

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?.
Patient : Yes. A good doctor

Santa:.
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha.
Dost:Ye Kia Kar Rahe Ho?.
Santa:Doctor Ne Muje Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kiya hai

Diya hai uparwale ne mobile,.
yaar itni to kadar kiya karo..
Beshak na karo koi call,.
Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo

Delhi Ki Shardi.
M.P Ki Garmi.
Mumbai Ki Baris.
Patna Ka Corruption.
Ksmir Ka Terorsm.
Afrca K Sap.
&.
India K.
Aap?.
Baap re Baap

Oye mere dost,.
andhere ke ghost,.
Double ande ki Toast,.
Bujhe huye lamp post,.
flop show ki host,.
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