Muks's Quote Collection

Santa ki Maa Ki tabiyat kharab thi, Hospital gaye to Doctor ne kaha ki "Test" Hongi. Santa: Inki umar zyada hai test nahi One-Day ya T-20 karwa lo

You Know why Women starts with "W" because all all questions starts with "W"... Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whome? Where? and finally Wife...!!

Height of Dreaming:

Bill Gates cmae to me and asked.... Are tere taraf Windows XP CD hai kya?

Mandhir main Joota Utaarte Waqt aur Kisi ko Miss Call Marte Waqt, Bas Ek hi Dar Rehta hai,
















Koi Utha Na le...!