Mukesh Kumar's Quote Collection

Journalist: Tell me Major, did you ever fall into d hands of d enemy in any of ur engagements?
Major: Oh, yes, but I escaped when I got a divorce.

Santa: Marriage is a lot like going to restaurant. U order what u want. And when u see what d other fellow has, u wish u had asked 4 that instead.

Santa: What do you mean, u got that black eye from a fire?
Banta: My wife caught me kissing an old flame.

He: Darling, if you marry me, I will satisfy your smallest wishes.
She: And what about the big wishes.

Banta: Did Ramesh furnish his whole house with second-hand stuff?
Santa: Yes, he even married a widow.

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.