Michael Julius's SMS Collection

In a court: So, Witness, what did you do when you saw this woman whacking her husband's head with this iron? I called my fiance and said I had changed my mind about marrying her.

Prosecutor: Did you kill him? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.

Don't try to have too many 'relations' in your life.....
Just have too much 'Life' in your relations.

A girl and a boy were sitting alone. The boy started touching the girl.
The girls said, 'All these things are after marriage only'.
The Boy replied 'Ok Ok, call me after your marriage'.

It takes time to find a person whom you love and wish to get married and live life with, untill then enjoy with the wrong ones.