naveen kumar's Quote Collection

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

Galib ne apni girl frnd ko date pr bulaya wo late hogai.
Girl: am I late?
Galib:- falak pe sitaro ko neend aa rahi hai dusri ka time ho gaya tu ab aa rahi hai.. .

Ek ladki ne Apne BOY friend ka pappu first Time Pakda aur us per kiss karne lagi tabhi usme se Kush drop nikle;
girl: wat is this?
boy: khushi ke aansu hai pagli....