Neha's Quote Collection

Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: You have to say your ABC's first Kid: Ok, a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and z Teacher: Where's the p? Kid: It's running down my leg!!

Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.........

Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

SANTA: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

If u dont sms me, God will gv u Lalu's brain, Mayawati's face, Jayalalita's body, Abdulkalam's hair style, Atal Bihari's walking style