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Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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Hi Kaise ho? Ghar Pariwar? Mata Pita Ji? Kaam kaaj? Makan gaadi? Tabiyat pani? Aqal dimag? Jab sab theek h to phir sms Q nahi karte
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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If Reliance group launches a diaper,what will b d slogan? Ab kar lo susu chaddi me!! Dhirubhai ka sapna,har langot me diaper apna..
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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Log kehte h ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,Theek hi kehte h "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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neo prince
Fri, Apr 17, 2015
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In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo ke kapde...Yaha se Less,Waha se Less,Kabhi SleevLesstoKabhi BackLessaurKoi Ladka Ghur ke Dekhe to Bolti hai.."Oh, How Mannerless.
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse
Marriage Jokes
neo prince
Fri, Mar 18, 2016
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Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.
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neo prince
Mon, Feb 17, 2014
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2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...!
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED"
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE,KOI DARD ME PITA HE,KOI GAM ME PITA HE,HAM TO IS LIYE PITE HE KYU KI...MANGO FRUITY 5 KA 2 MILATA HE…
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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Apne Teacherz Ki Bohat Respect KijiyeKyon KKyon K Is Duniya Mai Murghi K Elawa Wo Wahid Personality HainJo Ap Ko Anda De Sakti hain
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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Friends are like asian paints 'duniya badal de'. Girlfriends are like everest masale 'taste mein best'. Wife is like mosquito coil 'dhoond dhoond ke maare!'
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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Some pray to marry the girl they Love But My prayer will vary, I humbly pray that I Love the girl I marry..
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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A nice Line sAid by a Lover to one he Loves-You will AlwAys be the Answer,When somebody Asks me whAt i'm Thinking About..-Love yuv Sweetheart !!
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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The person whom u love the most breaks ur heart and leavesEven after years wen u see that person,ur heart misses a beat..Hard but TRUE..
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neo prince
Sat, Dec 11, 2010
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