nikesh singh's SMS Collection

Guzre lamho ko mein aksar dhundta
mil jaunga tum se bhi hoker juda
mein tumko mil jaunga ghar se bahar
jab kadam apna rakhogey ek bhi
banke mein tumko tumhara rasta mil
jaunga

Zindgi Aisi Hai Jitni Jiyo Utni Kam Hai
Gum Ek Aisi Cheez Hai Jisme Jitna
Doobo Utna kam Hai Par Dosti Ek Aisa
Rishta Hai Jitna Samjo Utna Kam hai.

Zindagi Ek Baar Milti Hai Usko Na Yun
Barbaad Karo, Khushi Ho Ya Gam Ka
Aalam Us Khuda Par Aitbaar Karo,
Mohabbat Hi To Hame Jeena Sikhati
Hai Is Zamane Mei Isiliye Doston Kisi
Na Kisi Se Tum Bhi Pyaar Karo…

Hosh Me Aaye Zamana Hua, Lekin
Bahosh Khud Ko Paate Hain, Arsha
Beeta Iss Duniya Mein, Lekin Khud Ko
Tanha Paate Hain, Dar Lagta Hai
Lambi Umar Se, Itna Duniya Ne Sataya
Hai, Log Mout Se Dara Karte Hain,
Hum Zindagi Se Ghabraatein Hain…

Aaj Hum DIYE Pe Hath Rakh Ke
Kasam Khate H, Roz Padhenge.
Class Attend Krenge, Teachers Ko
Gali Nhin Denge, . . . Abe Saalo . . .
DIYE Me Phoonk Kisne Mari ?

PHILOSPHY of Student: Kbi sochte
h aaj pdenge Kbi sochte h kal
pdnge Fir sochte h jb exms ayege
tb pdenge Or jb Exam aate hai to
khte hai “Ab kya ghanta pdenge”

Sath nahi rehne se rishte toota
nahi karte,
Waqt ki dhundh se lamhe nahi
toota karte,
Log kehte he mera sapna toot
gaya,
Tooti neend hai sapne toota nahi
karte

Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.

Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?
A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.

A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth`s house while playing cricket. Rajni warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as Misbah-Ul-Haq.

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Banta: What is the difference between a lady in church and a girl in the bath tub?
Santa: The lady`s heart is full of hope and the girl`s body is full of soap.

Santa: My wife and I never argue.
Banta: Not even when she is right?
Santa: I don`t know. That has never happened with me.

Har pal hans kar hi jiya karte hain,har baat aapse hi to kiya karte hain,bahut khaas ho mere liye aap.Isliye to har roz aapko yaad kiya karte hain.gud nyt

Kabhi-Kabhi MOHABBAT me Wade tut jate hai,
Ishq ke kachche dhage tut jate hai,
Jhuth bolta hoga Chand bhi,
Isliye to Ruth kar Sitare tut jate hai.
Gud nyt

Tumhare liye dua mangi, pucho khuda se tumhari lambi umr ki kamna mangi..
Jab hamara aya afsana to bhi akhiri khwaise me tumhari mulakat mangi..

Kalam thi hath me likhna sikhaya aapne.Takat thi hath me hosla dikhaya aapne.manjil thi samne rasta dikhaya aapne.ham to sirf dost the asik banaya aapna

No more tsunamis will occur because












rajnikanth stopped washing his clothes in the ocean

Jab Hawao Ke Rukh Badalte Hain
To Chirago Ke Bhi Kone Jalte Hain
Is Mohabbat Ne Kahan Lakar Khada Kar Diya
Ab To Barf Chhune Se bhi Hath Jalte Hain

Us hasi jaalim Dilruba Ne Mujhe Amavas ki Raat Ko ek bhayanak Qabaristaan me Akela Chhor diya,






ye Keh kar Ki



"Pyar kiya to Darna Kya....."