Nikhil Sharma's SMS Collection

A good friend is like a Donkey

because a good freind carrys the load of difficulties and pain in our friendship.
you do same and you are my good friend so you are my cute donkey….

You may fall in love with the Beauty of Someone.
But Remember,
finally You have to live with the Character.
Not with the Beauty!

Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.

U Cannot
Change Ur Future..
But U can
Change Ur Habits..
and
Surely Ur Habits will Change Ur Future.

Pati ke marane ke 2re din
patni ne paper me advtz diya
mere pati ki antim
yatra me aane ke liye
sub ko thanks.
Kavita
(Age-32, Hight- 5ft 2inch,
Rang-Gora, NO-Child)

Jo door ho usy kbi juda na samjna

Jo dil me ho usey kbi bewafa na samjna

Waqt aur halat mjbor kr dty he kbi kbi

Jo intzar me chup ho usy kbi khfa na smjna.

I drink tv while watching c0ffee

I switch 0ff bed when I lay 0n lights

I eat m0bile while talkng 0n apple

C0nfused?
Inshort
I m a studnt & my exams r near:-)

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS-
" It is the art of taking rest before getting tired ":

Jo dil k Aaine mein ho wohi hai pyar k Qabil...



Wrna Deewar k Qabil to har tasweer hoti hai.......

Kisi 1 se karo itna Pyar

K,
kisi aur ko Chahne ki gunjaish Na rahe.

Wo tumhe 1 baar dekh kar Muskurade
To,

Zindagi me kuch aur paane ki khuwahish na rhe.'

You Never Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression.;
U Never Born 4 The Second Time 2 Make This Life Good
So Make it now... ;->

Don't Show off With Artificial Things because The Real Confidence Is in Ur SimpLicity Which Shows ur Character~

**Gud Morning**

Always learn compromises...

Because its better to bend slightly, rather 2 break the relation forever . . . ! ! !

Relation is like a glass

A scratch on 1 side reflects on da other side 2

So always handle feelings carefully B/c
That scratch can never be removed.

Santa's Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.

Life Is Like A Cardiogram...
It Always Has Up & Down Graph.
If Its Steady, It Dies...
So Accept The Ups & Downs Positively...

G o O d
M o R n I n G (:->

R E M E M B E R

"...Always be Good with
the Good
but
never be bad with the
bad
because
you can't wash blood with blood..."

Hapines can't be found when you seek it for yourself
But
When you give to others
It'll find its way back to you
Thats the mystery of hapinesS..

"Whenever there is a hard job to be done, I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing it."