NIKHIL's Quote Collection

Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle

Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

Apne Mobile ko kiss kro, ADRAK ka taste ayega!

kar k dekho!

Nhi aya!


Fir kro, Is baar jarur ayega!


Chhod Yaar!

Bander kya jaane adrak ka swad. .

Pakistan mein 1 ghar me twins babies paida hue to saas boli, Lo batao Hamare Pakistan k halaat dekh ker ab bachhe bhi Akele aate hue darte hai

Purana LOHA becho.


TEEN dabba becho.

Sukhi ROTI becho

Plastic ki JUTIYAN becho.

Raddi AKHBAR becho.

Un PAISO se
BALANCE dalva k SMS to beho.