selva's Quote Collection

Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)

Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!

A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.