kutta's Quote Collection

Quaid-e-Azam k 3 farmaan
1. Awam ki taraqqi ki bunyad SMS pe rakhi jati hai
2. Call karo is se mohabbat berhti hai
3. Jis ne miss call di wo hum main se nahi

Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai laken dil ghabrata hai kyon k balance jata hai
laken asal maza to tab ata hai, jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab ata hai

Musician: Is the music sweet?
Boy: More or less like the one which my father plays.
Musician: Your father a musician?
Boy: No, he is a carpenter.

SMS Rates:
1995 Rs. 5
2000 Rs. 4
2002 Rs. 3
2005 Rs. 2
2006 Rs. 1
2007 Rs 0.5
2008 FREE
Ap sms kab karo gay? Jab sms karne k paisay milengay.

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k her sms bhejne se pehle service center walay call kar k poochay… aaj SMS kar rahay ho, khariyat to hai???