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Padhai sirf do reasons se hoti hai..
Ya to shaunk se ya khauf se:)
Shaunk hame kabhi tha nahi, aur darte hum kisike baap se bhi nahi...!:)

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer:-

Define BIRTHDAY ?

The only day in ur life, when you cried and that made your mom HAPPY.

Kuch josh jawani da c yaaro,
kuch oh vi bahut sohni c,
kuch mausam pyaar wala c,
ohda hassa meri khamoshi c,
ik arsa ho giya dekhiyan nu,
jeenu vekhna roz jaruri c.

Doctor - ye mar chuka hai..
(tabhi mariz bol pada) - main zinda hu..!
Mareez ki biwi boli - Tum chup raho ji, hamesha apni chalate ho, itna bada doctor kya jhut bolega?