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History Sir Was Sick
So Science Sir Was Asked 2 Set De Paper

Very 1st Q Shocked Da Students
Describe Akbar In Detail Wid A Neat Diagram
& Label Da Parts? ;->

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make “PLAIN RICE” in class
&
expect from us to cook “BIRYANI” in exams…!!

1 Student Exam Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Ra Tha Teacher: Paper Me To Hand Ki Diagram Ka Ques To Nhi Hai Student: Sir Paper Banane Wale Pe Lanat Bhej Raha Hun.

This Is How We Feel While Doing An Exam: Tik Tok.. Tik Tok.. Mind Block.. Pen Stop.. Eyes Pop.. Full Shock.. Jaw Drop.. Times Up.. No Luck.. Oh F**K..!!

Welcom 2
GUD Ni8
Restaurant


Menu:
cool pillow
cool bed
hot Blanket

Discount on bill :
free sweet dreams.
Thank u,
plz visit again
Gudnyt.....

"SLEEP"

S=>SAY thanks to God

L=>LYING on the BED

E=>EYES to be closed

E=>END of the DAY

P=>PLAN FOR THE NEXT DAY
So sleep well

Time is the most Elastic Element
of World

It Lengthens
the Minutes
when U R Waiting,
&
Rushes The Hours,
When U R Enjoying..

gud n8..

Principal : India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lagaya gaya?

Santa (kaafi sochne k baad) :

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DANDE par..;-)

Real Love Song:
Bazigar O Bazigar
Apni Mummy Ko Razi Kar
Oooo Tune Dil Mera Toda
Maine Fevicol Se Joda
Mere Fevicol Ka Paisa Vapis Kar

Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother...

Wah,wah!

Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother...

2 paralel lines can nvr intrsect each other..

Hamare muskrane ki vajah ap ho hamari dosti ka matlab aap ho hume milegi jb bhi koi khushi hum sochenge ki khuda se dua krne wale aap ho

;****; o( @..@ )o "(---)" Paichan kaun? Bandar bi nai, Monkey bhi nai, Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

Santa k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha Dctr=Ye kaise Hua? Santa=Mai Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha,To kisi ne kaha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo"...?

Catch dis 1 frm CID:

Raat ke pehlu me..Chand sitare chaaye hai..

Raat ke pehlu me..Chand sitare chaaye hai..


Madam darwaja kholiye..
hum CID se aaye hai...!

CID agn..!
khich khich dur karne ke liye hai vicks,




khich khich dur karne ke liye hai vicks,




CID mein sabse bada gadha hai FREDRICKS..!

Khuda ne logo ko 1duje se milaya hai

Koi na koi rishta Banaya hai

Par kahte he Rishta rahega uska kayam

Jisne rishto ko "diL" se Nibhaya hai.