pramod chougule's SMS Collection

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bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.

Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar lo,

Is PaTHar DiL ko thora sa NaRaM kar lo,

Tumharey hotey huwey InBoX khali hai,

Thori si to Dear sHaRaM kar lo.

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

Besharmo ki tarah

msg PADHTE rho,

Jab sharm aa jaye

to ek msg Kr dena

.O.K

You Are So Cute,
Darling
And Adorable..
Can’t Help
Forming A
Relationship With You…
Please
Accept Me
As Your
Dearest And
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Teacher:
sach or veham mae kia ferk hai?

student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo sach hai

lakin

Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..

Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.

Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….

Ap ki 5 khobian…

1..

2..

3..

4..

5..

Zindagi mein koe acha kaam kia hota to aaj ye jaga khali na hoti….1:-@

KAB DIL USKI YAAD MEIN CHOOR NAHI HOTA,
KAB US SE MILNE KO DIL MAJBUR NAHI HOTA,
YEH SACCH HAI ZINDAGI MEIN DIL USI KA TUTA HAI,
JISKA KOI KASUR NAHI HOTA..

Dil mein basa liya aur hame bataya bhi nai,
Saath rehne ka khawaab saja liya aur hame bataya bhi nai,
Ab bhi dekhte ho khamoshi bhari nigaahon se,
Chupke se dil chura liya aur hame bataya bhi nai..

Kisy ki Khatir Mohabbat ki inteha kar do.
Par itna bhi nahy k usy Khuda kar do.
Maar chaho kisy ko toot kar itna.
K apni hi wafon sy usy bewafa kar do.

John Keat Says:

“The Greatest Suggestion For Love”
is
Don’t Love The 0ne Who is Beautifull For The World,
But
Love The 0ne Who Makes Ur World Beautifull.

So cute & innocent definition of love by a 5years old girl:
“Love is when mom makes tea for dad&takes a sip

before giving it to him to make sure its fine”

lamha suhana sat ho na ho
kal mae aaj jesi koi baat ho na ho
aapki dosti ,,,hamesha,, is dil main rahay gee
chahe pori umer mulaqat ho na ho

Oye Mere Dost,

Mere Program Ke Host,

Andheron Ke Ghost,

Double Anday Ke Toast,

Bhuji Huwi Lamp Post,

Murghi Ke Roast,

:

“I MISS U THE MOST”

Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante
ho Qayamat kab aayegi?
Student: yes sir,
jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha
bandhan ek hi din hoga

Even though
We don’t get to be with each other
As much as we’d like…
I wanted to let you know
In the morning… in the night…
U are on my mind… 24 x 7

Happy Valentine Day!

yek jamana tha jab
subah "kukruku"karke murge
hume jagate the or
ek aja ka jamana dekho,
hume sms karke murgo ko
jagana padta hai...
goodmorning