samita's SMS Collection

'Memories have their strange ways...'
They leave u alone...when u r in a crowd...
But when u r alone.. they stand around u like a crowd....

This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now...

Teri maa ki

Teri Bahen Ki

Tere Baap ki

Tere Bhai Ki

Tere poore khandaan ki
TU JAAN HAI RE !!!!
Aapna khayal rakhna...

IDE-7418
FDD-5665
MIA-1987
LHB-2159
MNP-4848
SLO-6011

ghoooor kya rahey ho?
Ye un gaarion k number hain jin par tum ne Subha KAPRA MARNA HAY

You are very special 4 me?
Therefore . . .


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i thought to admit you in school of special children . . . . :p ;->

Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai

Do U Want 2 Listen The Latest NEWS?
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Tu Radio §un Çhawala

Read this msg ONLY IF U R PREGNANT!



R u pregnant??

Nhi na?
Then y u r reading this msg?
Shoq to dekho amma bany ka:-P:-P

Wt is ur name?
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Aray pagal tujay apna naam b nahi aata jo neechay dekhi jata ha
bewakoof ...;->

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

Akeli ja rhi thi zindagi in mushkil raaho'n par
HAIRAN
PARESHAN
UDAAS
THAKI Hui
phir
ek mor pr Aap mily Aur bachi hui zindagi

ki b WAATT laga di.. ;->

As years go by -
u may lose your hair,teeth---eyes sight--but not your
Talent-Smartness-brightness-inteligence-coz you can lose only what you
have...

aap aise DON ho jiske paas har taale ki CHABI hai...
boleto??? DON+KEY= DONKEY

Wo meri sabse achi dost hai,
apke bare me puch rahi thi.
mene usko apka pata de diya hai,
dekho ati hi hogi,
uska nam hai muskan
dekho shayad aagai hogi.

The best relation ever is between two eyes.They blink together,move
together, cry together, see together,
& sleep together. STILL they never see each other. But when, They
see a GIRL, one will blink & the other will not.

Ek SMS ROZ,
Keep the Friend close,
Ek din me pach,
Dosti pe na aye aach,
Ek din me dus,
meli Dosti ka rus,
Ek din me bees,
Yaar tung mat kar plzzzzzz