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'Memories have their strange ways...'
They leave u alone...when u r in a crowd...
But when u r alone.. they stand around u like a crowd....
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samita
Mon, Jul 27, 2009
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This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now...
Funny Hindi
samita
Mon, Jul 27, 2009
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Teri maa ki
Teri Bahen Ki
Tere Baap ki
Tere Bhai Ki
Tere poore khandaan ki
TU JAAN HAI RE !!!!
Aapna khayal rakhna...
Funny Hindi
samita
Mon, Jul 27, 2009
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IDE-7418
FDD-5665
MIA-1987
LHB-2159
MNP-4848
SLO-6011
ghoooor kya rahey ho?
Ye un gaarion k number hain jin par tum ne Subha KAPRA MARNA HAY
Funny Hindi
samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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You are very special 4 me?
Therefore . . .
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i thought to admit you in school of special children . . . . :p ;->
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samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai
Insult
samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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Do U Want 2 Listen The Latest NEWS?
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Tu Radio §un Çhawala
Funny Hindi
samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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Read this msg ONLY IF U R PREGNANT!
R u pregnant??
Nhi na?
Then y u r reading this msg?
Shoq to dekho amma bany ka:-P:-P
Funny Hindi
samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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Wt is ur name?
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Aray pagal tujay apna naam b nahi aata jo neechay dekhi jata ha
bewakoof ...;->
Funny Hindi
samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
Funny Hindi
samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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Akeli ja rhi thi zindagi in mushkil raaho'n par
HAIRAN
PARESHAN
UDAAS
THAKI Hui
phir
ek mor pr Aap mily Aur bachi hui zindagi
ki b WAATT laga di.. ;->
Funny Hindi
samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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As years go by -
u may lose your hair,teeth---eyes sight--but not your
Talent-Smartness-brightness-inteligence-coz you can lose only what you
have...
Funny
samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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aap aise DON ho jiske paas har taale ki CHABI hai...
boleto??? DON+KEY= DONKEY
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samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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Wo meri sabse achi dost hai,
apke bare me puch rahi thi.
mene usko apka pata de diya hai,
dekho ati hi hogi,
uska nam hai muskan
dekho shayad aagai hogi.
Hindi
samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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The best relation ever is between two eyes.They blink together,move
together, cry together, see together,
& sleep together. STILL they never see each other. But when, They
see a GIRL, one will blink & the other will not.
Relations
samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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Ek SMS ROZ,
Keep the Friend close,
Ek din me pach,
Dosti pe na aye aach,
Ek din me dus,
meli Dosti ka rus,
Ek din me bees,
Yaar tung mat kar plzzzzzz
Funny Hindi
samita
Sat, Jul 25, 2009
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