Prem's Quote Collection - Page 11

Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.

A diplomat is someone who can telf you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

U should do two things in a day. In the morninq pray to God so that u can live and take a shower so that other can live.

A politician to a woman, "You look beautiful today." The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I cannot say the same about you." "Sure you could," said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do."

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.