prerna singh's Quote Collection

MAN-God give me strength. PRIEST-Are you going to a battle? MAN - no, to visit my in-laws.

Boy1: Dude i got a new car, a laptop and a mobile.

Boy2: Cool bro, what does your father do?






Boy1: He sells ONIONS...!! :-D

SNTA-Tum 1 bar me kitne admi utha skte ho?
PAHLWAN-kam se kam 15
SNTA-Dhat tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deta he.

,*. ,*, ('v') <' ) (( )) ,( /)
Kaan idhar karo,Ek baat kehni thi..

,*. ,*, ('v')<' ) (( )) ( /)" Good NIGHT"

2 ladke ladai kr rahe the,
hungama macha dia.
1st- Ye mujhe de,
2nd- nahin dunga, fir dono aur zyada ladne lage,
fir kya?

Meri photo fat gai.