Priya Yadav's SMS Collection

Wife: I hav read in newspaper dat widows mak d best wives.


Husband: May b! Bt u cant xpect me 2 kil myself dat u can b gud wife 2 sum1.

Pappu: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man?
Appu: Every married man is a hero.

Lady: When you are finished with me, will my husband think I am beautiful?

Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?

Hum Dosto k Dil Me Rehte He
Isliye Har Dard Sehte he
Koi Hum Se Pehle Wish Na Kar De Aapko,
Isliye Sabse Pehle
"HAPPY NEW YEAR"

Kehte Hai.....

Paper chahiye 500 me???
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Hamere ghar subah galti se do faink gya newspaper wala

M.D.U. pesh karta h khas 3rd JAN. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, "UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder... aana jarur

Andera is hoing.

Dogs r bhoking

Bats r uding

Stars r timtimaing

Jhingurs r chilaing

N ur
Still Jaing to bed& do soing soing
GOODNIGHT

Students ke dilo ki awaj:
Zindgi ka rukh mod denge

Sari bandise tod denge

Ye semister Jese-Tese nikal jai Next Semister mai to paka record tod denge

Best friend vo nahi jo kabhi-kabhi ek SMS bheje
Best friend vo hai jo SMS ka pura truck bheje
YE LO
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Ye Sab Bhej Diye Hai.Chalo Aab Achee Bache Ki Tarah So Jaao!

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