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Teacher to Pappu - Batao Coconut aur Pineapple ke Tree me kya similarity hai? Pappu Kaafi der sochne ke baad -Madam,Dono Trees mein Angoor nahi lagtey.Gud9t.

Hawa chal rahi hai right,
Taare chamak rahe hain bright,
Moon taaro k beech me hai white,
Zyada mat socho band karo light,
Aur so jao
good night...

Dil se Dillagi Hum Kiya Nhi Karte
Apna Number Kisiko Diya Nhi Krte
Wo To AAP Or AAPKI dosti Achi Lagi Wrna Itne SMS Hum KisiKo Kiya Nhi Krte.

Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..??
Boy: Ji EnGineering
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Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai-Wadhai Karte Hoge.

Biwi ne Board dekha
Banarsi Saree Rs10
Naylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife: mujhe 500
rs do me 50 saree
khridungi
Pati-Surdas ki Ma
ye LAUNDRY ki dukan h

Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -
Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah.
Teacher-
Aur batao?
Santa-
Aur bas sab badhiya!
Mata raani ki kripa.
Aap sunao...??

Ek bar NARADJI ne kuch aisa dekha ki wo behosh ho gaye..

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Taakat pane k liye..

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Hanumanji "RAJNIKANT CHALISA" padh rahe the. :

Santa Walking On Road
Samne Gobar Pada Tha
Santa Ne Jhuk Kar Ungli Dal Kar Taste Kia Aur Bola:
Oh!
Ye To Gobar H,Shukr Hai Mera Pair Nai Pada

Never try to find anythng unique or special in a person,
the day u lose dat person 4ever wil b the day u realise dat, dat person in itself was unique.
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Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha,
Aurat:'dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu'
Santa: to mai bhi apne baap k liye hi dhund raha hu...!

Kinaro ki kabhi
Had nahi hoti,
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Taro ki kabhi
Ginti nahi hoti,
Bach ke rahna
Hamse ,
Qki hamare
"DIL" me kaid
Hue dosti ki
Kabhi 'zamanat'
Nahi hoti.

Kbhi na bhulo aap muskurana,
kbhi na khatam ho khushiyo ka khzana,
Apko mile jahan ki har khushi,
Chahe khuda ko pade roj zameen par aana!
Gud Nite!!

Combined study is the process of meeting of frnds at 1 place, where all aspects of world will be discussed except studies

Agar main sms Na karu,
Reply NA Karu,
ya Miss call Na kar pau,
To Samjh Lena "SMS Ka Raja" Aaram Farma Raha H!!
Par "PRAJA" Apni seva jari rakhe...

Never win over someone with argument,
but kill them with your silence.
Becoz,
People who always want to argue with YOU, can't bear YOUR silence...

Agar boy FAIL Ho
Jaye To
MUMMY 3 Words Kehti H...
1. OR JA GHUMNE
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2. GF B BANA LE
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3. SHARM NAHI AATI?
But
Dost 3 Word Me Dil Jeet Lete Hai
"ABE TU BHI"

A Simple FORMULA for BETTER Life
Never Try to DEFEAT Anyone
Just try to WIN from Everyone...

Any love or happiness given 2 anyone always comes back. Unfortunately we expect it from d same person...

Kiski Samjhu Keemat A Khuda Tere Is Jahan Me..?
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Tu Mitti Se Insaan Banata Hai or Wo Mitti Se Tujhe..!

This Morning I Got A Call FroM Heaven

They Said They Were Missing An Angel,

Don’t Worry I Won’t Tell TheM You Are Here…