Raja Gaba's Quote Collection

Girl friend chahe jaisi ho...

Awara
Pagal
Diwani
Luchi
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par jab uska sms aata hai to labo pe muskan zaroor aati hai aur dil kehta hai
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Tedi Hai Par Meri Hai.

Ek zabardast DIL dahla dene wala SMS....
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KAL BHEJUNGA.

Santa:-Socha tumhe call kar loo, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi.
Jito:-Aur wo jo mujhse 5 minute pehle lad ke gaye they uska kya?
Santa:-Oh....phir ghar ka no. lag gaya.

Teacher:-Batao Mahatma Gandhi kaha paida huye, aur unhone talim kaha hasil ki?
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Papu:-Ji wo hospital mein paida huye aur school mein talim hasil ki.

New type of breakup....
Girl:-I wanna breakup with U.
Boy:-Why?
Girl:-U didn't comment on my new picture on facebook.

Bahut kwahish thi ki wo mujhe JAAN bole dosto,
JAAN to bola usne par aage BHAI laga diya.

Maine uska chera thapad mar kar lal kar diya kyunki usne kaha tha.....
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Thappad se dar nahi lagta shab, pyar se lagta hai.

jeeto:-Apne kaha tha ki aap bilkul nahi piyenge phir aaj kyo pee rahe ho?
Santa:-Diwali aa rahi hai na, rocket chalane k liye botal bhi chaiye hogi na is liye.

Ek ladki ka Dil sahi mayno kab tutta hai...
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Jab wo apne jaisa suit mohalle ki kamwali ko pehne dekhati hai.

If someone ask me with whome you want to spend your entire life.
I will say...
Someone who can understand that I'am not perfect.

zindagi main 4 batein aapka sath nahi chodengi.....
1.Dhadkan
2.Parchai
3.Knowledge
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4.Wo AAFAT jiska sms aap padh rahe ho.

Bhakt:-Bhagwan promotion dila do 101/= ka bhog lagaunga.
Bhagwan:-Marwaiga kya, ANNA dekh raha hai.

Bhagwan ne ek admi ki yadasht mita di phir ussse pucha:-Kuch yaad hai tumhe?
Usne apni biwi ka naam bata diya.
Bhagwan:-Formet karne k baad bhi Virus nahi gaya.

Dharam pita:-Not real father
Dharam bhai:-Not real brother
Dharam bahen:-Not real sister
Phir.....
Dharam patni:-Real wife kyun?

Takleef aor Mohabbat dono insaan ko ansu de kar jati hai par ek farq hai...
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Takleef
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Kabhi na kabhi khtam ho jati hai...
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Magar Mahabbat....
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Kabhi khtam nahi hoti.

Beleive it or not....
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The person from whom U R maintaining distance....
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Is the person who is having some special place in UR heart.

A guy was searching how to tackle wife on google, the google replied:-..
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Even we R searching.

Yadon aur Vadon mein kya fark hein....
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Bas itna he....
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Vadon ko insaan tod deta hai.. aur
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Yadein insaan ko tod deti hai.

Do U know D relation beetween Smile & UR face?
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UR face looks gud with a smile,but smile look more gud on UR face.
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So keep smiling.

Udas hoon par tujhse naraz nahi,
Tere dil main hoon,par tere pass nahi,
Waise to sab kuch hain mere pass,
Par tere jaisa koi khass nahi.