Raj Goel's Quote Collection

DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache..
Vaise aap k kitne bache hain?

LADY: Pehle to 2 hi thay lekin jab se ishtehar dekha hai to ache ki talash me 10 ho gaye hain. ;-)

Judge: Tum ne ek hi raat mein 7 jagah chori ki ?

Chor: Haan Sahib, Mai mehnat se gi nahi churata.

"if Ur father iz Not Rich
Dats Ur Luck
But
If Ur Fathr-in-Law iz Not Rich dats Ur StupiditY"



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