raaj's Quote Collection

Teacher : Your son
is Very Good but
spends Too much time Thinking about Girls.

Mother : If you find
a solution, please advise.
His Father has
the Same Problem.

Guys playing cards

Guy1 : I Promised
my wife I’ll Not Play
Cards anymore

Guy2 : Then what the hell
are you doing now?

Guy1 : I Never promised
I Won’t Tell Lies.

what’s navratra?

N- nav chetna

A- akhand jyoti

V- vighn nashak

R- raat jageshwari

A- anand dayi

T- trikal darshi

R- raksh karti
A- ambe maa


JAI MATA DI!