rajwada's Quote Collection

Dulhan Andhe Pati Se=Kash Tumhari Ankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn ko Dekh skte

Pati=Agr Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Ankho wale Tumhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete.

Mera no. kal se off ho jayega.
Bcoz I am going to mumbai for 2 yrs. Miss u all.











Kal raat yeh sapna aAya tha..Aaj dekho shayad PARIS jaun. Gud nght.

Party hard,
drink loads,
drive like crazy,
go on dates,
1 DAY U'LL DIE!
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Eat healthy,
stay fit
study hard
be obedient
1 DAY U'LL DIE!

choice is urs..

Indian cricket team or 'Potty' main kya similiarty hai.....??????????
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Dhoni yahan bhi hai or Dhoni wahan bhi hai....
Ha
Ha
Ha

Happiness is not a destination,it's a journey.Happiness is not tomorrow,it is now.Happiness is not a dependency,it is a decision.Happiness is what u are, not what u have.

Yaar tumne ye baat sab ko Q batai,Maine tumhe apna samaj ke batai thi or tumne sab ko bata di tumne mera bharosa tod diya sab ko Q bataya ki Mai Bahut sweet hoon.

Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya
is sentence ka future tense banao.....
circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....

Awesome Thoughts...Nvr hold ur FARTS in Ass.
They travel up ur spine,into ur brain n dats where u get shitty ideas from So blast to glory.

Pyar Ki Gadi me kabhi petrol nahi hota,pyar k safarme kabhi panchar nahi hota.Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jisme
2 se jayada passenger nahi hota.

1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki.1 saal bad hi wo mar gai.
Usey rota dekh uska dost bola:Afsos he,par soch China ka maal aur kitna chalega.

Char zero ek sat kese likhoge??
Aise-0000 ?.?
Nahi aise-4017.
Try to c things the way they are-by BABA RANCHHOR DAS CHANCHAD.