Ramjane Janu's Quote Collection

Santa: Main +2 me tha wo 9th me thi.
Main +2 me tha wo M.A. me thi.
Main +2 me tha wo Ph.D me thi.
Aaj uski shadi hai aur mera +2 ka paper hai.
Moral: Tu badli 100 bar asi ek war na badle.