TUTU's Quote Collection

Dost mere Marne k Baad,
Sirf Aansu Bahana,
Yaad Aaye To Mere pichhe Na chale AAna,
Yahi Bahut Dukhi Kr Diya Hai Waha Aakar Mat Pakana.

Husband:Agar mere HatTh Me sarakar ho to Mein Desh ki Taqdir Badal dunga

Wife:Tum pahle Apna Payjama Badal Lo Subha se Ulta pehna hua h

Wife saw sign board
Banarasi sari 10/-
Nylon sari 8/-
Coton sari 5/-
Wife:Give me Rs.500 I'll buy
Hsbnd:Andhi,ye istri ki dukan hai.

Main to yun hi kamez utar kar soya huwa tha

Jai

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Na jane kon Ghajini dekh kr mere seene pe galiyan likh gaya.

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lgta hy k Salman Khan
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Krega?
Ans:10%
bcoz
Rest of the 90% wnts to marry Katrina Kaif themself

Pata hai HUM CloroMint kyu khate hain


Kyuki



Five star,
Dairy milk,
Perk,
Kit KAT




50 Paise me nahi milti!








DUBARA MAT PUCHHNA

ISHQ KARNAY K B KUCH AADAB HOTE HI
JAGTI ANKHON MAY B KUCH KHAWAB HOTE HI
HAR KOI ROO DAY YE ZARORI NAI
KISI K ANKHON ME B SAYLAB HOTE HI

haanji
kya chahiye ?
kuch dhundrahe ho
shayad sms
kuyn?
aap bhejte ho kabhi

Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hai
Tum samander kee baat karti ho
Log aankhon me doob jatey hai