Ravi kumar's Quote Collection

Pandit bolyo: dulha dulhan the kyun jaghdo karo ho,
The dono jeevan gadi ke do pahiya ho ,
Ab chain se apni jeevan gadi kheecho,
Dulha: Re pandit tharo to dimag hi kharab ho gayo ho,
Arey je gadi mein ek pahiya cycle ko ho,
Dusro tractor ka ho to gadi kaiyan chalegi !!

Aaj kal man kar ro hai ki me thane
kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne
Ek.. k ...ki ...kis.....kiss
kissa sunau thanedaar ka

Kaamal ko Nakhro tharo…. Gajab ko Tharo style he…..
SMS karvaka Lakhan koni…Aur hath me Pakdio Mobile
he!!!

Raam Raam Sa, Ajkal Aapro SMS Hi Koni Aavey Hai,
Nahhi Aapro Phone Aave Hai,
Mhaane Tho Lagey Hai Thaay Kanjus Ho Goyoo Ho,
2 Rupiya Ri Chaiye Kam Pijoo Par SMS Tho Karo Sa.

Kya Baat Kahiye Duniya Ki
Har Shakhs Ke Apne Afsaane Hain
Jo Saamne Hai Usse Log Bura Kehte Hain
Jisko Dekha Nahi Kabhi Usse Khuda Kehte Hain!.......