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Banta- Tumhara Bhai Gora Aur Tum Kale Kaise Ho?

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Santa- Kyo K.. Me Raat Ko Paida Hua Tha Aur Wo Subah Hua Tha..!!

I Wish Our FriendShip Comes To An End.. Only When.. U See An Apple In An Orange Tree Which Is Being Eaten By a Dinosar On The 30th Of Feb..

97 Arab 77 Crore 05 Lakh 48 Thousand 33 Hundred Only.. Yeh Mera BANK BALANCE Nahi Hai To Kya Hua.. Mera Mobile No. To Hai.. Bindaas SMS Karo

Arz Kiya H.. Kali Kali Zulfo Se Karti Ho Andhera.. Wah Wah.. Kali Kali Zulfo Se Krti Ho Andhera.. Ho Jao Takli Aur Kardo Savera.. Ab Bolo Wah Wah

Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,.. Simple.. Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. HaHaHa

Tcher-Water ka formula batao
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Snta-H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O
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Tcher-Ye kya hai?
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Snta-Sir ye Delhi ka pani hai.

Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein
33 marks ki kimat,
tum kya jaano lecturer babu.....
har student ka khwaab hota hai....33 marks.