riyas18's Quote Collection

Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.


Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

If time doesn't wait for u,don't
worry..! just remove the battery from clock and
enjoy life..!!
great people great thoughts..
what an Idea..!!!

Sometimes we lose some1 by saying
I LOVE YOU
But,
more often we lose some1,
by fearing 2 say,
I LOVE YOU.
That is the cutest logic

Police arrested a drunkard asked: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 a lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife...