rocky's SMS Collection

karo karam ya sitam , gila nahi karte , pather pe yakinan phol khila nahi karte , mita do humko dil se magar khyal rahe ,hum jaise dobara dost mila nahi karte .

little girl praying on new year eve
""OH LORD IN THIS NEW YEAR please send clothes 4 those poor ledies in my brothers computer .....""""

ohna ne jaga jaga te nake laye hoye ne
saare pange v onade paye hoye ne
2-4 din gharo baar na nikli sunya k baandar fadan vale baar aye hoye ne /

THIS MESAGE IS STREICTLY 4 SMART N CUTE READERS .SINCE U HAVE RECEIVED IT .............. OBVIOUSLY .....




ITS A TECHNICAL FAULT..........

smile is sign of joy ,
hug is sign of love;
laugh is sign of happiness;
and a frnd like me is a sign of ur DAMN GOOOD CHOICE

love is d second mistake of god.....
women r first one...
bt wat d fact and similarity batwin both is
that ...........
BOTH MISTAKES R DAMN BEAUTIFUL.........

newtons law of luv:
every boy on earth is attracted towrds a girl wid a force propotionalto beauty of girl and inversly prpotionl to strenghth of her brothers

chori chori ye aana jaana chod do , chupke chupke nazr milana chod do,kisi din bhut pitoge tum
ye
mandir \gurdware se chapple churana chod do .

sunday k din jhakaas nazar aateho
WAH WAH!
sunday k din jhakaas nazar aate ho


aur aao b kyu na usi din to tum nahate ho

snata ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .... aaapke khate me is call k liye bkaya rashi nai hai ....
snta : o koi ni9 soniye tere baat ho gyi ye kya kam hai ?

jab se aapko dekha hai
mera to raat
din
suba shaam
has has k bura haal hai ;;;;;

he mere bhagwan ye kya item pesh kar di duniya me

santa won loottery worth rs.20cr.......
dealer gave him 11cr after deductinjg tax ....
santa : oye dealer ... ya muje pure 20cr dede ya to mere 20rs vapas kar de ....

tum muje sabse azeez ho , mere dil k kitne kareeb ho , na koi sms na koi fon aur na koi missed call ....
KY6A TUM SUDAMA SE B ZAADA GAREEB HO ???? :-)

mother : i think our dauter is in love .
father: how do u know ?
mother: she is not asking 4 pocket money.

WO MERA IMTRHAAN KYA LEGI, MILEGI AGAR NAZAR JUKA LEGI ,USEY MERI KABAR PAR DIYA JLANE KO MAT KEHNA YAARON , VO NADAAN HAI APNA HAATH JLAA LEGI ...

dosti ka rishta hum yu nibhayenge ki aapki aankhon me aapkr liye fikr chod jaaege . kal ho na ho hum is jahan me pr aapki har mehfil me apnaa zikr chod jaenge ...

kabhi wafa se pyaar mt krna
Q mt karna ? maare jaoge
Q maare jaoge ?
Qki wafa OSAMA ki .bati ka naam hai....

milke bichadna dastur hai zindagi ka
ek yahi kissa to mashhur hai zindagi ka
beete hue pal kbhi vapas nahi aate
bas yahi to sabse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka

frndship isnt -i'm sorry but kaminay sab teri galti hai,
its not about i m here 4 u
but kahan hai hrami ...
its not - i understand but sab teri vaja se hua manhus..........

zarurt nahi chaand ya sitaron ki
na zarurt hai faltu bhenchod yaron ki bas ek bhai chahiye tere jaisa,
waqt aane pe jo maa chod de hazaaron ki ...........