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New dialogue from RAJNIKANTH movie:

"I will hit u so hard that even GOOGLE will not be able to find u!

Banta: I read an article the other day that said, `If you drink everyday you are an alcoholic`.
Santa: Thank God I only drink every night.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate & the third is routine.

Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it

Two deaf men are discussing
their wives using sign language.
1st: What to you do when
your wife start complaining.
2nd: just stop listening
1st: How…?
2nd: I turn off the lights

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!

SHAYARI OF A THIEF!
Mobile Night Plans Ne To Hume Bhuka Mar Diya He
Dosto
Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota He

Hope is philosphy of life
life begin when hope
begins. . . . . Life ends when hope ends
so
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Always hope for the best. . .
Happy valentines day guys

An Optimistic answer By Broken Heart Boy.
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YOU broke my heart into many pieces.Thanx now I can give them to many girls.

That 'Uffoo' moment..
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when I try to hug the most beautiful person on earth.. and my face hits the mirror

The longest distance for a Morning Walk is from
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.my bed to the Floor...Especia lly in Winter Morning...!

Ek Ladki Ka Dard
Kaash woh jaan maang lete to woh bhi de deti
haste haste,
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Par bewafa ne
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"FACEBOOK KA PASSWORD" maang liya,
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Bus Ho gaya breakup...!

Har Koi Pochta He Karte Kya Ho Tum,
Unhe lagta hain Jese mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nhi hain

When You Give Lot Of Importance To Someone In Your Life,
You Loose Your Importance In Their Life
... Strange But True .

Double vaat!!!

Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar

mai ek ladki ke saath date maar raha tha
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Aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola

kal wali zayda achi thi ;)

Woh Gire Hum Par Bijli Ke Khambe Ki Tarah..

Aey Mere Doston..

Khuda Ki Kasam Maza Aa Gaya Currant Kha Kar..!