roop's SMS Collection

hawao ne dharti ko jaga dia,
suraj ne dunia ko rangen bna dia,
fhulo ne subha ko mehka dia,
tumare Gud Mrng ne mere jism jaan ko taza bna dia.

Santa got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in new style “You will sleep with a manager today.” Wife fell unconscious.

Santa: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with sweet girlfriends. Jeeto: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with sweet girlfriends.

Son: Dad did you have a love marriage with mom? Santa: Yes son. How do you know? Son: Coz of the difference of 4 months between your marriage and my date of birth.

Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.

Q: What’s preferable...Parkinsonism or Alzheimer? A: Parkinsonism. It is better to spill half glass of beer than forgetting where you had kept bottle!

Q: Why did sexy woman cricketer slap commentator? A: Because commentator said: She is ready for the next delivery.

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Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.
Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,
Ek baar fir se svera ho gya.

Main Bewakoof Hoon!



Main Bewakoof Hoon!




Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai,
I Know U R Bewakoof,
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???

Duniya mein aisa phool nahin jis mein khushboo na ho
Aisa sitaara nahin jis mein roshni na ho
Hamari zindagi mein aisa ek pal nahin
Jis mein “A” aap ki yaad na ho Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon,
Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon
Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye
Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hun

Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay,
Taqdeer humari kharab nikli
Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay,
Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli

Jise samjha Leher Pepsi
Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi
Jise samjha Coca Cola
Woh nikla Dhoka Cola
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky
Life hoga No More Risky

Duniya mein aisa phool nahin jis mein khushboo na ho
Aisa sitaara nahin jis mein roshni na ho
Hamari zindagi mein aisa ek pal nahin
Jis mein “A” aap ki yaad na ho

Neend aankhon se udh gayi hai
Cheyn dil ka kahin kho gaya hai
Haalat dil ki na poocho humse aap….
Kahin mujhe pyar toh nahin hogaya hai

Kyon itni mohabbat karte hai dost tumse,
Yehi sawal karte hai hamesha apne dilse,
Ye duriyan sahi nahi jaati humse,
Yaad bahut karte hai dost tumko hum kasamse…

jis se hum tumhaara naam likhte hain..Jis Ki Qurbat Mein Karar Bohat Hai,
Usss Ka Milna Dushwar Bohat Hai,
Jo Meray Haathon Ki Lakiron Mein Nahin,

Usss Shaks Se Humain Piyar Bohat Hai..

Sitare to bohot hai, magar Chand jaisa koi nahi,
Phool to bohot hai, magar Gulab jaisa koi nahi,
Shayar to bohot hai ees duniya main, magar Aap jaisa koi nahi,
Aur dost to bohot hai hamare, magar Aap jaisa Heera(diamond) koi nahi…

Teri sabhi baatein baar baar yaad karna acha lagta hai..
Tumhein khud mein mehsoos karna acha lagta hai..
Dua hai bas yahi ke Khuda aapko humse juda na kare..
Kyunke tera saanso ke nazdeek rehna acha lagta hai

Bikhri si inn zulfo ko tu apni ungliyo se aake savaar le
Mere khwaab mein aa ke mere saath yeh tanha raat guzaar le
Hota nahin ab inn meethi yaadon se mera guzaara
Marr na jaau kahin iss se pehle mujhe dil se pukaar le