Sushila Banswal's SMS Collection

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Kaheta hai pal pal tumse hoke dil ye diwana, Garmi aa gayi hai ab to ragad ragd k nahana!

Courage isn't always a Lion's Roar..

It's also the Silence of an Ant working patiently, persistently and never giving up..

Marriage tip :

When you want to get your Wife's Attention :
"just look Comfortable
and Happy...!"

What is EGO..?

It is A DISEASE in which we have the tendency to keep hurting the person who CARES for US..

Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki
"Pati ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."

Wife-Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!

Phool gir sakte h par khusbu nhi,
Chand doob skta hai par tare nhi,
Nadi sookh skti h par sagar nhi,
Aapko Duniya bhool sakti h par"HUM"nhi

In mirror we find reflection of our appearance but in heart we find a reflection of our soul.

Andheri raat me wo pyara sa..
Neeli Neeli Ankho wala..
Mere pass aata hai..

Aur apni pyari si Awaj me kaheta hai

"Meow Meow"
Ye Billi ka baccha bhi na

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Mera SMS padhane ka Junoon,
Lage raho,I Like it!

Ek aur chahiye to bolna sharmana mat!

Dhoni 7
Vijay 5
Kartik 4
Ojha 3
Raina 2
Kohli 1
Rohit 6
Yusuf 4

confused?
these r their ages when Sachin started playing Cricket

Salute d God of Cricket

Kirayedar- Malik rat me kamre me chuhe bahot nachate hai.
Malik-Arrey 500 rs kiraya dete ho, itne rupayo me kya SHAKIRA ko nachau fir?

Select any Good Night,

Good Nite
Gud Nite
G Nite
Good Nit
Good 9it
Gud 9it
GD NIT
GNIT
G9IT
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Gn
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Ab kya Sone k liye nind ki goli bheu?

Chuhe k bacche khel rahe the tabhi 1 billi aayi,
1 chuha- Bhow Bhow

Billi chali gayi

Chuha apne friends ko bola Dekha Foreign Language sikhne ka Fayada!

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Ab har din tumhare liye naya festival kaha se laoo, Kabhi kabahr aise he happy raha karo!

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Ab jaldi reply karo warna ye tumhre bheje me Ghusegi!

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata hai
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Main msg na karu, call na karu fir bhi tumhe kaise pata chal jata hai
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k i miss u!

Wife-Itni Dheemi awaj me kisse baat kar rahe ho?
Pati-Bahen se
Wife-Bahen se itni dheemi awaj me bolne ki kya jaroorat hai
Pati-Meri nahi tumhari bahen hai..

Chand nzr aya?

Nahi

Idhar dekho
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Udhar Dekho
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Abhi?

Nahi

Abbey Batti Gul Amawas ko chand dikhata hai kya tujhe!

Ek Haati Tha Aur Ek Chitti Thi
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Ab Kya har baar Hathi aur Chitti k bich kuch hona Jaroori hai kya?

There has never yet been a man in our history who led a life of ease whose name is worth remembering