Ruis's Quote Collection

How do you know a man is planning for the future?
He buys 2 cases of beer instead of the 1.

Meetha sochoSmart sochoAccha sochoSaccha sochoPyara sochomuje pata hai ye tumhare liye jyada hai, 1 shortcut hai sidhe mere baare me socho.

Ja raha hu marne ko Aaj man udas haiyad nahi kiya aaj usne jisse mujhe aas hai mujhe bhul gaya wojo dil ko khas hai chal chal SMS kar,ye sab BAKWAS hein.

The top 5 answer given by girls when proposed 1)No 2)How dare u 3)I always looked u like a gud frd 4)I dont belive in love 5)Sorry I Love ________

,.+""-., ,.-""+.,# good # * morning *,.+""-.,*,.-""+.,dont get shocked actually ulluo ki to subha hi hone wali hai.

Which is the longest Toilet in the world?Answer: Indian railway trackbecause we can use it from kanyakumari to kashmir.Proud to be an Indian.

Har daag, daag nahi hota, har dost "Wafadar" nahi hota, Yeh to "DIL" milne ki baat hai Varna saat fero me bhi ["PYAAR"] nahi hota.