Sagar01's SMS Collection

Kid (on mobile cell phone): My son will not come to school today.

Madam: Who is speaking ?

Funny Kid: My dad is speaking.

A Sweet Hindi man to a saint: Baba, my wife troubles me too much. Tell me some way.

Funny Saint: Had there been any way, why would have I became a saint ?

Dosti sachi ho to rang lati hai..

Dosti purani ho to yaad aati hai....


Dosti naadan ho to toot jati hai....

Agar Dosti hamari jaisi ho to itihas banaati hai....

Mere ansuo ko usne barsat samjha.......

meri mulakato ko usne khawab samjha....

mera zanaja jab gujra uski gali se...... pathar dil ne use vhi barat samjha

Need no jewel, dey can b sold.


ur heart glitters more den gold.


pure is ur heart as a baby at birth.

i need no heaven , when you are on earth.....

Zindagi ki khubsurti ye nahi ki aap khush hai,
balki zindagi ki asli khubsurti ye hai ki dusre aapse kitne khush hai...