ammu's SMS Collection

Dress code for Feb-14:

Green-Leave me Alone

Red-Going 2 Propose

Pink-Accepted Proposal

Black-Rejected Proposal

White-Already Booked

Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glas
Leke Ata hu

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun ;->

There's No Nixe Time Than Ur B'day For Wishing You
Happiness, Love, Joy, Friendship & Allah's Blessings
Whch Is The Best Gift Anyone Could Have

HaPpY b'DaY (-:

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ALways
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HaPPy
B¡RtHdaY
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swEEEEEt. . . .

"haPPy b¡RThday"

Hum to sirf dua go log,

Khak-o-mehr ka kya sanjog,

Pas rahain ya door rahain,

Mehfil to abad ha na,

Aaj tumhari "Salgira" ha,

Dekho Hum ko yad ha na.

"SALGIRAH MUBARAK"

Kitabon me rakh k sula gya humko,
Aanh band ki or bhula gya humko.
Koi ajeeb musawar tha IMDAD,
jo baarishon ke Mosam me,
Kachi dewaron pe bna gya humko.

Plz Dont Neglect This
Msg

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK