mandy saini's SMS Collection

us insaan se zyaada badnaseeb is Dunia me kaun Hoga...
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Jiski maggi me masala na nikle !!

I'm sitting here alone
realizing you r gone
I know I can't change things
I know I was wrong
I regret what I did
I want you back
Missing you...

Miss You

You are strong as Rum,
Fine as Wine,
Cool as Beer,
Sophisticated as Vodka,
Classic as Whisky,
in short I am totally tun in your friendship.

How to Succeed in Life?
? Talk - Softly;
? Eat - Sensibly;
? Breathe - Deeply;
? Sleep - Sufficiently;
? Dress - Smartly;
? Act - Fearlessly;
? Work - Patiently;
? think- Truthfully;
? Behave - Decently;
? Earn - Honestly;
? Save - Regularly and
? Spend - Intelligently.

I decided to stay quite
when you hurt me!

Because if I hurt you back
eventually it is gonna hurt me
more than you!
Please call me... I love you!

Boss to an Employee: "Do you believe in life after death?"

Employee: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.

Boss: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you." :->

Teacher in Class room: Hey Rahul, apne baaju wale ko utha.

Rahul: Tune sulaya hai tu hi utha. :-)

The 3 C's of life: Choices, chances & changes.
You have to make a choice
to take a chance or
your life will never change.

Friday, July 20th, 2012

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.

Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.

Girl: I Love You! ?

Boy: ILoveYouToo?

Girl: Something Wrong With Your Space Bar?

Boy: No There's Just No Space For Me To Love Anyone Else.