sumit maurya's SMS Collection

Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise…
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Aur Niche …
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Aur Niche …
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Yakin nahin hota tum paison ke liye itney niche gir jaoge

Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memne…
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Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina.

Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.

SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U

U = U Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U

So Again… SHUT UP!

Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?
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Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje.

Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
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Arey yaar woh to ramayan me likha hai
yahan kya dhoondh raha hai

Why don’t dogs marry?
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Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain

Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?

Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !

Can u think k

2+5=11
kaise aye?

Socho-Socho

Nahi maluum?

Thoda aur dimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k
kaise aye

Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..

“GALTI SE”

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people.
Can u guess who they are?
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Guess
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One is Gandhiji &
The other is
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Don’t u know
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She is
Namita

Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar.

The cross of Christ
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent…
universal distribution and
of eternal duration.

I Sent Angels To Ur
Bed To Wake You Up
And
Asked Them To
Surround Ur Heart
With Love
Touch Ur Face With
A Rose
And
Wish U A Very
Happy Morning ...o_O

Wo SUBHA Ka Sukoon

Wo PAANI Ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN Ki KHUSHBU

Wo DHULEY Huey Chehre
Ki Khoobsurati

Aap Kia Jaano


Ye Tou Srf Muu Dhone
Wale Hi Jante Hy ;->

Gud A.M

Dua hai teri zindagi sada bahaar rahy,
Her khushi ko khud tera intazaar rahy,
Na ho khatam teri khushiyon ka khazana,
Tere lab na bhulen kabhi muskurana.

As Cloud cover the Sun
Truth cover the Lie
Angel cover the Evil
Flowers ocve the Garden
I Wish & Pray that happiness covers all the worries of your life

Tu meri duaon main shamil hai is tarah,
Phulon main hoti hai khushbu jis tarah,
Khuda teri zindagi main itni khushiyan de,
Dharti pe hoti hai barsat jis tarah

Tere hansti howi zindagi ki rahoo me,

Hazaron phool lutati hoi bahar aaye,

Agar chalo to sitare nisar ho tum per,

Hanso to phoolon ko bhi tum per pyar aajaye.