sandip raju's Quote Collection

Namaskar!
zinda ho toh ek SMS bhejo.
Aasman me chale gaye ho toh barish bhejo. Swarg mein ho toh apsara bhejo,
Aur agar narj mein ho toh enjoy there....

judge: u are crossing your limit.
Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: hoe dare u calling me saala?
Lawyer: my lord i said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai.