papu's SMS Collection

Heart touching line by a Chain Smoker**
I trust on Ciggarates more then Girls8
Bcoz, I am rrrready to Damage my Lungs but not my Heart***

Gurbart,
kanjosi,
narazgi,
neend,
mobile main kharabhi,
finger main dard,
balance ki kami,
ya phir koi aur waja hay sms na karney ki

main nain b kisi say pyar kiya tha
.
thora nahi bayshomar kiya tha
.
meri tu dunya hee badal gai
.
jab aus nain kaha
.
.
.
are ye main nain tu sirf mazak kiya tha...!!

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

agar kabhi
apko mera
MSG n mile
to Plz
fikar mat karna
kyoki....
maine MSG ki
fectori nahi kholi hai.....!!!

Palak juka k salam karta H, is dil ki dua apke nam karta H, kabool ho to muskura dena Apki ek muskurahat p y jaan kurban karta H.

surat unki khayalo se Q nhi jati?,Nind h in ankho me mgar Q nhi aati?,Wo sath the to mout ka khouf tha hume,Ab humtanha h to mout Q nahi Aati

Time table of a GOOD BOY
MON-Watch girl
TUE-Lovw Her
WED-Merry Her
THU-Honey Moon
FRI-divorce
SAT-Take Rest
SUN-Search Next