surajojha's Quote Collection

Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar. Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo. Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza.
Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo Ko Polio Ki Dowa Pilwalo..

Ye na socho tumhe bhool gaye hum,
yaad tumhe din raat krte hai.
Jb bi tumhari yaad aati hai,
"jal tu jalal tu ayi bla ko taal tu"
ka jaap krte hai

Na msg Na phone
Na pic Na tone
aur bane firte ho duniya k Don
jab no. liya tha to kehte the
k roz karenge phone
ab kehte ho Hum Apke He kaun?

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai.
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak....
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....FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai!

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai

Oye Utho!
Ye Koi Sone Ka Waqt He?
Jb Dekho Sotay Rehtay Ho
Kya Sari Zindagi So K Bitani He?
or Haan
dont reply I Am Sleeping.

Arz hai,
AAP humare dil me baste ho
AAP humare dil mein bste ho,
thik hai dil me baste ho
Thoda side me ho jayo,
sans wali nali me kyu faste ho.

CONSTABLE:SIR,KL RAT KEDIYO NE JAIL ME RAMAYN KI TI.
JAILR:TO ESME PARESAN HONE KI KYA BAT HE?
CONS:SR,HNUMAN BNA KAIDI ABI TK SANJIVNI LEKAR WAPAS NAHI AYA.

Anda,
Omlet,
Anda Bhurji,
Pomfret,
Butter Chicken,
Chiken 65,
Jhinga,
Macchi Fry...
Sshhhh........
Chup k se Padhna Aur Delete karna..





NON-VEG sms hai..

Proffeser to stdnt-
what is attentn deficit hypractive disordr??

Stdnt-
jumbalakadi bamba! Holsga volsga...
Proffesr- i din't get u...
Stdnt- same here..!!

1 Ship 300 pagalo ko le ja raha tha.
Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye
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Kaise ??
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Ship band ho gaya tha
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or
saare pagal dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye.

Tujhe Jab Meri yaad Aayegi Tere Mobile pe Mere sms ki Baarat Aayegi

SMS to Hum kar Denge Tujhe,
Lekin Iske paise Dene kya Teri SAAS Aayegi.

Boy-i luv u

Grl-saale shkl dkhi h apni

Boy-sali kutti kmini, lomdi ki shkal wali, ghusa marke nak tod dunga teri, sali chudel chal dafa hoja.

Grl-sory,i luv u2

SMS na karne walo k lie
song -
Agar tum mil jao,
to taange
tod denge hum,
Tumhe paa kar
tumhare peeche
kutte chor denge HUM.
Bus.! tum mil to jaao..! Ha... Ha!

Billi k bacche,




Ullu k patthe




Kutte k pille




Saap k sapole




Ye sb chhote chhote hote h.....

LADKI Ro Ro Ke LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai:



LADKI RO RO KE LADKE SE KEH RAHI HAI,.
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Haath Chhod kamine Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai..

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Me apse nalaj hu. Meko na-meko na ap yad nai kalte ol ashmsh bhi ni bhejte hai. Aisa tholi hota hai.
katti...

G: Kon Ho Tm
B: Hasrat Tmhari
G: Dekhte Ho Kya
B: Surat Tmhari
G: Chahte Ho Kya
B: Mohabbat Tmhari
G: Pachtaoge bhot
B: Qismat Hmari
G: Married Hu Me
B: To Pehle hi Bhonk deti MANHOOS NAARI

Yaar ye dekh
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kisi ne blank sms
bhej dia hai.
Tu bata...ye koi tarika hai kisi ko pareshan karne ka

Sabse Bada Aatank:


Kisi ka Mobile Lo
aur
Phone Book me Jakar
Delete All Kardo
Phir
Mobile Wale ka Chehra Deko
Aur
Bolo

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